For those who are unfamiliar with the concept of a hitchhiker’s guide, or who do not understand sarcasm, the primary purpose of this website is humor or parody. While the information here can and should be informative, it should also be taken with a rather large grain of salt.

    Should you find anything in The Guide that you disagree with or in fact know to be false, please do remember the golden rule first laid out in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, “The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.”

Products of Earth

The Microwave Oven: The best thing since sliced bread

While most civilizations throughout the galaxy use microwave energy for things like communication, navigation, astronomy, and weaponry, the Earth is unique in the fact that most Earthlings associate the term “microwave” with food. It isn’t that humans haven’t deployed microwave energy for the purposes listed above — indeed they have — it is just that… read more »