For those who are unfamiliar with the concept of a hitchhiker’s guide, or who do not understand sarcasm, the primary purpose of this website is humor or parody. While the information here can and should be informative, it should also be taken with a rather large grain of salt.

    Should you find anything in The Guide that you disagree with or in fact know to be false, please do remember the golden rule first laid out in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, “The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.”


Don’t Shoot The Messenger, but you really need to work on not shooting messengers

The mind of the average Earthling is a bit of a paradox. It is simple in that it cannot readily process information that goes against its preconceived worldview, yet complex enough to construct an entirely alternate reality in order to protect that same preconceived worldview from new and damning information. This simple complexity leads humanity… read more »