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Pro Tip: Watermelon doesn’t make a good robbery mask

When one sets out to commit a robbery, proper facial attire is of utmost importance.

While it is generally customary to choose a bandana, Halloween mask, stockings or a ski mask, a creative pair of robbers in a small Virginia town found their inspiration in the produce aisle at the local grocery store.

According to CNN, the two women carved out watermelons, complete with eye holes to rob a local convenience store.

Needless to say, the duo drew quite a bit of unnecessary attention and one of them has already been caught.

WHAT IS EARTH NEWS?: Some of the strangest news in the galaxy can be found on the planet Earth. This is due largely in part to the fact that Earth men and women live their lives isolated from the rest of galactic society. Earth News highlights some of humanities strangest and most bizarre exploits.


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