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Asian Giant Hornet

Hide your kids, hide your wives, the Murder Hornets are coming

In the midst of the global pandemic on Earth known as the coronavirus, COVID-19, or more colloquially “The ‘Rona,” a new threat to humanity emerged. Known as The Murder Hornet, (or Asian Giant Hornet) this particularly nasty form of bee migrated its way into the continent of North America from Japan, a region of Earth… read more »