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coronavirus

The polls were closed, but the election still happened. Nobody voted

Human beings in most countries on Earth pride themselves in their freedom to choose their elected leaders. In Earthspeak, this system of government whereby the led choose those who lead them is known as “democracy.” However, sometimes the petty disagreements of humans can lead to unintended bureaucratic nightmares such as the one occurring right now… read more »

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