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Police robot tells woman to ‘go away’ and rolls off humming

While some planets in the galaxy have taken the lead when it comes to automation and use of robotic entities, Earth has fallen wildly behind the curve in these endeavors. While robots named Rosie who were capable of cooking, cleaning and washing dishes were dreamt of in cartoons of the 1960s, all humanity has managed… read more »