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Pro Tip: Watermelon doesn’t make a good robbery mask

When one sets out to commit a robbery, proper facial attire is of utmost importance. While it is generally customary to choose a bandana, Halloween mask, stockings or a ski mask, a creative pair of robbers in a small Virginia town found their inspiration in the produce aisle at the local grocery store. According to… read more »